{
  nixosConfigurations,
  deploy-rs,
  ...
}: let
  activateNixOS_x64_64-linux = deploy-rs.lib.x86_64-linux.activate.nixos;
in {
  tablet = {
    hostname = "tablet.internal.genderfucked.monster";
    profiles.system = {
      user = "root";
      sshUser = "root";
      path = activateNixOS_x64_64-linux nixosConfigurations.tablet;
    };
  };
  hetzner-vm = {
    hostname = "hetzner-vm.servers.genderfucked.monster";
    username = "root";
    profiles.system = {
      user = "root";
      sshUser = "root";
      path = activateNixOS_x64_64-linux nixosConfigurations.hetzner-vm;
    };
  };
  storage = {
    hostname = "storage.servers.genderfucked.monster";
    username = "root";
    profiles.system = {
      user = "root";
      sshUser = "root";
      path = activateNixOS_x64_64-linux nixosConfigurations.storage;
    };
  };
  vault = {
    hostname = "vault.servers.genderfucked.monster";
    username = "root";
    profiles.system = {
      user = "root";
      sshUser = "root";
      path = activateNixOS_x64_64-linux nixosConfigurations.vault;
    };
  };
  buildbox = {
    hostname = "buildbox.servers.genderfucked.monster";
    username = "root";
    profiles.system = {
      user = "root";
      sshUser = "root";
      path = activateNixOS_x64_64-linux nixosConfigurations.buildbox;
    };
  };
}